A picture in 365 slices. Each slice is one day of the year.
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Oh maury maury maury
Maury is pretty damn addicting.
This episode I’m watching is about “desperate mothers who want to know about their crazy daughters.”
But hey you have to figure: psycho kids = psycho parents.
1) If you REALLY care about your kid why the heck are you putting them on a national tv show?
- You probably want attention yourself.
- You really aren’t thinking.
2) The mom’s all crying and trying to be the victim but all of a sudden they start screaming and cursing at the kid.
- Now you figure, well this is probably what they do at home. That’s why the kid’s so fucked up, eh?
Seriously. EVERYBODY is messed up. And it’s funny because you can see right through all their acts. TV hyperbolizes everything! Hahahahahahahahah. Damn this show is so addicting.
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My Life
- Me: Meow
- Dad: Do you want jumbalaya?
- Me: Meow.
- Dad: Do you want jumbalaya?
- Me: Meow
- Dad: I don't understand cat.
- Me: Meow, meow, meow, meow (in the meowmix tune)
- Dad: Do you want jumbalaya?
- Me: Nyo.
- Dad: I don't understand cat.
- Me: Nyo!
- Dad: No?
- Me: Meow.
- He doesn't understand cat.
I am the awkward inbetween. Forever and always.
Never fully on either side. Can’t be a winner. Can’t be a loser. It sucks though, honestly. I mean I realize I have a lot going on for me and then I also realize that there’s more going on for other people too. Anyway, I guess I shouldn’t complain. I’m sure the people I believe are above me think they’re shit too. Oh well. Everybody’s shit and gold.
By the way, I find myself fb stalking more girls than guys. Weird? Nah. Just me being a girl.
